Duck Update:
That is “ Duck “ with a D, Kristine. D as in Dysfunctionally-tired.
This was some weeks ago, slow in editing the video ( loads and loads)
Duckies are doing well waiting for the pond liner to arrive. They spend time under the bushes and in the shade. They like to get sprayed with the hose. Vlad monkey-ed the dilly-wacker off the sprinkler head he messed with it so much. Now it just shoots straight into the air. Gotta find the dilly-wacker so we can stick it back on. Not as nasty as it sounds.
They were just coming in at night, but last night when it got dark they did not come to the porch and QUACK to open sesame the door. I decided to go fetch them and they were having none of it. They stubbornly stayed out on the pond all night. I was a wreck, its a full moon, coyotes singing all around. Could you all have picked a safer night to show your independence?
Just went out with the flashlight to count heads, all there. They hate the flashlight. Another reason they see me and run away! I am always pointing something at them. Camera, Video, Flashlight, Hose. HOOT!
Just yesterday morning, when it was time to exercise they wanted out. Ducks potty at 4 am, who knew? I thought they never stopped! Anyway they wanted out, it was dark, dark and they went out the front door when the pond is out back. We keep filling it up for them without the liner. Well they were NOT walking around the house in the dark so Sid banged bill on the window next to the door until I came over and opened up. They waddled straight in the front door, through the house, out the back door, across the back landing, into the dark toward the pond and PLOP right in. Of course, no one was awake except myself and Charlie Girl, who was treated to a duck walking by too close to her face. Lifting her head to witness and went back to snoozing.
I keep telling my family, “The BEST stuff happens around 3 am”, yet they insist on keeping to their beds. Oh Well. Charlie saw.
Some Pictures of the pond with ducks in it.


Yes, those are duck butts pointing skyward while the rest of the duck seeks Atlantis. I took this to show the leak in the pond to my men, and noticed the duck water ballet while thumbing through the camera roll. *tee**hee* Cute little duck butts!
Its Wednesday again, so a tiny update on the exercising. GREAT! I LOVE the energy I get from it ( after my post workout nap) Today I wore goofy shorts, this is not a look for everyone, thank goodness it works so well on me! *giggle* NOT!

Still listing to the right. A week didn’t fix that! Outrageous! Yes, lock the knees for maximum beauty!
Size: US 8 UK 10 EU 40 AU 12 JA 11
Weight: 161 lbs. 73.18 Kilos 11.52 Stone
Height: 5’ 1” 154.94 centimeters
Bust: 37” 93.98 centimeters
Waist: 34” 86.36 centimeters
Hips: 39.5” 100.33 centimeters
Time for my after workout nap or “ after-nap” Weeee! 20 minutes of slumber. Yippee!
Take Care ALL!
Jodiann
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Jonah: Video Day 2







The ducks look great. They are so cute, I really like the black with white chest. I did not know you had them house trained. We have Coyotes too. I don’t see them but I here them. Have a great night…
Who knew you could housebreak a duck, seriously a duck? Are you quackers, sorry lack of sleep didn’t get my nap in before work Wednesday night did lunch with family friend instead of sleeping. Love the duck butts! Your men should build the ducks a dog/duck house so they can hide from the coyotes.
Love the duck butts, LOL! You look like you’re doing so much better, it makes my little heart happy…:) Things are crazy here, wedding is tomorrow, ACK! Hugs to all…
Shannon, Black with white chestie is Batman. He is always posing. ” I am Batman” LOL! When the light hits right his head is green…oh so pretty!
Liane You are SO right, duck house on the way!
Happy Wedding Hawthorne’s!!