Coffee Science!!

A note to myself reads, “ Jodiann, Blog about your caffeine addiction and take this test 30 minutes after you partake in the heavenly bean!”

I always do what I am told. ( Ignore the  primal screams. That’s just Jack, he stops eventually)

Trust me, I always do what I am told.

So here goes.

I used to be a tea girl, Chamomile, Earl Grey, Raspberry in a wild moment. I once had a cup of Jasmine Tea  from the San Francisco Herb Company ( first mail order experience) that made my eyes rapidly switch side to side for about 4 hours and couldn’t wait to try it again! * hoot* Tea was my drink, Red Clover Tea when I was sick with a few goldenseal capsules and I wasn’t sick for long.

Then I met Jack and with him came the Heathen Bean! I resisted for a good 2 years. Coffee Bad. Coffee Kills.  I stayed with my hippie teas and waggled my finger at him while he shrugged his shoulders defiantly.

Eventually if you put enough cream and sugar in it …Coffee Rocks! 

Now nearly 2 decades later I am a itchy jones-er for the Co-Fay! I still act like its all Jack’s idea and only make it when he is going to drink it, today he came home to half a pot of coffee and started in with the, “I don’t want to drink old coffee” Speech.

It was fresh.  Shocker!

The first time I had actually made coffee when he wasn’t around. He was floored. I must now admit I have a problem. Coffee is the gateway, man. Soon I will be doing powdered donuts, road raging, and * gasp * drinking Red Bull.

Heaven help me!

So I took this “scientific” test…

http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/caffeine 

After a few tries I was able to make a slight buzz score. Its a slippery slope though, I will be right up there with “ Delusions of Godhood “ in no time at all. Feel free to drop your score into the comments section,if you don’t mind sharing. Maybe we can start a 12 steps group? The first one if its kind that doesn’t serve coffee and doesn’t have ashtrays!

Nah! How can anyone fix themselves with no coffee or cigarettes? …pfft!

Jodiann